{"product_id":"friction-shitshow","title":"Friction Shitshow","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the days when absolutely nothing is going according to plan. 🐔🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Yesterday Is History, Tomorrow Is A Mystery, Today Is A Frickin’ Shitshow”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e tee perfectly captures the chaos with a hilarious wide-eyed chicken graphic and just the right amount of attitude. Funny, relatable, and impossible not to laugh at — this shirt is made for anyone surviving life one hot mess at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper soft feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e65% polyester \/ 35% cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVibrant sublimation print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnisex fit for men \u0026amp; women\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizes S–XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli aria-level=\"1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp role=\"presentation\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight \u0026amp; breathable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for busy moms, chaotic mornings, work drama, running errands, or just embracing the madness with humor. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or shorts for an easy everyday look that gets attention and laughs everywhere you go. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"254\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e✨ Please Note ✨\u003cbr data-end=\"18\" data-start=\"15\"\u003eEach shirt is hand bleached and sublimation pressed by hand, making every piece uniquely yours. Due to the handmade process, bleach patterns, coloring, and design placement may vary slightly — no two shirts will look exactly the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"372\" data-start=\"256\"\u003e🖤 Care Instructions:\u003cbr data-end=\"280\" data-start=\"277\"\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low or hang dry for best long-lasting results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"South Bound Shoppe","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":44760112529494,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":44760112562262,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":44760112595030,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44760112627798,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/5643\/8870\/files\/898944B6-F105-4614-90D7-D47B2D4BCCDB.png?v=1779234647","url":"https:\/\/southboundshoppe.com\/products\/friction-shitshow","provider":"South Bound Shoppe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}